mosquito: *about to bite me*
me: umm i have a bf
🌸*little giggles* daddy’s the only one allowed to put their mouth on baby girl ^_^🌸 -Babygirl
me:
mosquito: yikes
📖👓
Honestly I’m really cute and deserve sex everyday
sum boring reigens
naruto peeing: go rasenpee!
me with tears in my eyes: thats my boy naruto and hes the funniest person in konoha
“Hi! My name’s Aoi Sanmyaku! Please call me San-chan!”
i hate anime. midoriya always gets described as plain looking as if thats his most distinguishable attribute. his hair is fucking green
logan they live in a world where kids can have car engines in their legs
